Blog-versary: Candi Kay Author Post, Turning the North Pole on its Elf + Giveaway + Goodie Bag
*** Congrats to DRE who won the giveaway! Thank you to everyone who stopped by and to Candi Kay for the post and giveaway! ***
To help celebrate On Top Down Under’s 4th year and the November 1st release of Blake the Rogue Reindeer & His Cocky Human, I’ll be giving away a few goodies from the Willy the Kinky Elf & His Bad-Ass Reindeer world. The giveaway details are at the bottom of this post.
It all starts with a silly dare.
Of course, there wouldn’t be a dare if I wasn’t sloshed on Peppermint Whiskey. Here I am falling down drunk when Master Elf Jason, a big bully, dares me to sneak inside the house of the Chief Reindeer and take a photo of his cock while he’s sleeping. Everyone knows the reindeer are all light sleepers and can kick your ass from here to Candy Cane Valley, twenty miles away. Sneaking anywhere at the North Pole is risky when you’re sober. A sober elf is a klutz on a good day. A tipsy elf is an accident waiting to happen.
Willy just wanted to put his nine-incher to use. Give the guy, um, elf, a nip or twelve of Peppermint Whiskey and he was willing to do any guy available, as long as he got his little elfy jollies. That is, until he hooked up with the baddest reindeer in existence, who made it known that the nine-incher belonged to only him from then on out. 🙂
Willy the Kinky Elf & His Bad-Ass Reindeer was the beginning. After ‘Willy’ came Evan the Virgin Reindeer & His Sexy Buck, and now we have Blake the Rogue Reindeer & His Cocky Human.
Everything you’ve seen and heard about the North Pole your whole lives isn’t true. Really! Santa Claus isn’t this big, jolly man who loves children. His wife is the total opposite of the little old lady who bakes sugar cookies. They look like your typical thirty-somethings. It was Santa himself who spread the rumor that they were old and jolly. This was done so they wouldn’t be recognized outside of the North Pole during the off-season.
The elves, while short, don’t have pointy ears or squeaky voices. That was also Santa’s doing. He got angry when the elves went on strike over harsh working conditions so he spread the rumor describing them as the little men you see in fairy tales. Unfortunately, once that first story was written it stuck.
The reindeer are all shape-shifters who transform into tall and beautiful beings in human form. They’re a horny lot and don’t care who knows it.
All the active elves and reindeer are gay males. You’re thinking, “Uh huh, yeah right.” It’s true. It wasn’t always like that. Everything changed when Santa Claus caught his little wifey getting busy with one of the elves in the workshop many years ago. Santa figured that if all future active helpers were into men only he’d not have to worry about his Ho! Ho! Ho! of a wife hooking up with any of them. Pfft! There are thousands of straight guys in the North Pole and surrounding areas. Just sayin’. 🙂
Everyone in the North Pole has a destined mate. Willy and Randy were destined to come together, though an elf and reindeer had never done so before. In Evan the Virgin Reindeer & His Sexy Buck it was Evan and Derek’s turn. They had to go through hell to finally get together. A rogue reindeer, Blake Simpson, did everything in his power to not only destroy Evan, but to destroy Christmas as well. While the blame for Blake’s behavior could be placed on the one calling the shots, he had other issues that this person exploited.
In Blake the Rogue Reindeer & His Cocky Human Reindeer Simpson is being given a chance to redeem himself for his past bad deeds. All he has to do is babysit a special visitor during the two weeks leading up to Christmas. Outsiders have never been allowed inside the North Pole before so this is a special circumstance. For some reason Santa is running scared so he invited this man – a human – to visit so he can keep an eye on him during the busiest time of the year. Blake Simpson has never been fond of those outside the reindeer race but a deal is a deal. He’ll babysit the guy for a couple of weeks and then hopefully get on with his life without the drugs that had clouded his brain for so many years.
All is fine and good, right? Well, not quite. Blake and the human have met before in the United States and their parting didn’t end well. But alas, the magic of the North Pole isn’t confined to its boundaries and sometimes fate has a sense of humor. 🙂
When I wrote Evan the Virgin Reindeer & His Sexy Buck Blake wasn’t written to have his own story someday. Honestly, I hated him. He was supposed to stay wherever Santa Claus shipped him last year, likely to never be seen or heard from again. That changed when fellow author and friend Devon McCormack read the story and loved the guy. Apparently Blake was just misunderstood and needed love and guidance. Personally, I think Devon just has a bad boy kink. *grin* He did get me thinking, and not long after, Blake’s story was born. Not only did Devon come up with the idea for the story, but I based Seth Grant (aka the human) on him. I took a lot of liberties with the physical description and other things but if you know Devon at all you should recognize him in the cocky human. Hopefully he won’t strangle me. 🙂 If he does, just remember… it was his idea!
Each story in the series has a message. In ‘Willy’ it’s love is love, regardless of genders or species. In ‘Evan’ it’s adult bullying. And finally, in ‘Blake’ it’s redemption and forgiveness.
To help celebrate On Top Down Under’s 4th anniversary and the upcoming release of Blake the Rogue Reindeer & His Cocky Human, I have goodies to give away to one person who comments on this post. The giveaway will run from October 24th through October 31st, so make sure you comment on this post for a chance to win! The winner will be chosen at random at midnight (U.S.) on the 31st and notified via email the next day.
This giveaway is open to everyone – in the U.S. and internationally. The winner will be given the choice of signed paperbacks or e-book copies of the first two books in the series. If e-books are chosen, the other swag will still be sent if the winner is interested. Note that because this giveaway is open to international entries, enough time must be allowed for delivery. In my experience, it usually takes around 3 weeks, depending on where the package is being shipped.
Good luck to all who enter and congrats to On Top Down Under Book Reviews on 4 great years!
Willy the Kinky Elf & His Bad-Ass Reindeer
The North Pole isn’t exactly as it appears in fairy tales. It has the elves and Santa and his reindeer, but Santa and Mrs. Claus aren’t the jolly couple the world believes them to be. The elves, while short, aren’t pointy-eared tiny men with squeaky voices. The reindeer are all shape-shifters who transform into gorgeous beings in human form. Feared by all, the reindeer keep to themselves and only associate with their own. Randy the Chief Reindeer is the most feared of all. The largest of the pack at six-five, Santa’s Village breathes a sigh of relief when he takes off on his Harley to parts unknown during the off-season.
Elf Willy is all about kink and will do almost anyone and everyone. The one he wants most is out of his league – Randy the Chief Reindeer. While drunk on Peppermint Whiskey, Willy is dared by the Master Elf to sneak onto Randy’s property to take a compromising photo. Getting caught is a given, as the Chief Reindeer values his privacy above all else. Does Randy kick Willy’s elfy self all the way to Tinsel Town? Or does he mete out a more appropriate punishment for the kinky elf?
Evan the Virgin Reindeer & His Sexy Buck
From the world of Willy the Kinky Elf & His Bad-Ass Reindeer
The North Pole isn’t exactly as it appears in fairy tales. It has the elves and Santa and his reindeer, but Santa and Mrs Claus aren’t the jolly couple the world believes them to be. Far from it, actually. The reindeer are all shape-shifters who transform into gorgeous beings in human form and are respected by all.
Reindeer Evan is brand new to Santa’s sleigh. When two reindeer are fired for voicing objections over the Chief Reindeer’s elf, Evan is offered a chance to fulfill his lifelong dream and make his parents proud. Unfortunately his sworn enemy is hired at the same time. When the bullying reindeer takes things too far, Reindeer Derek swoops in and saves Evan from certain death. It’s embarrassing enough for the rookie to have to be rescued, but he’s also still a virgin. Being a virgin reindeer at twenty-one is unheard of in the North Pole, but Derek is more than eager to help him with that particular problem. When things take a violent turn for both the elves and the reindeer, everyone must work together in hopes of saving Christmas. In the midst of it all, two reindeer might just find love along the way.
Blake the Rogue Reindeer & His Cocky Human
From the world of Willy the Kinky Elf & His Bad-Ass Reindeer.
The North Pole isn’t exactly as it appears in fairy tales. It has the elves and Santa and his reindeer, but Santa and Mrs. Claus aren’t the jolly couple the world believes them to be. Far from it, actually. The reindeer are all shape-shifters who transform into gorgeous beings in human form and are respected by all.
Except Reindeer Blake Simpson, that is. Sure, he’s beautiful like the others, but all respect for him flew off with the snowflakes last Christmas. When the Chief Reindeer offers him a chance to redeem himself he jumps on it without hesitation. All he has to do is keep a special visitor occupied leading up to the busiest night of the year.
For the first time in history, an outsider will be allowed in the North Pole. Not just any outsider, but a human and Blake Simpson has never been fond of them. But a deal is a deal. He’ll babysit the man and then get on with his life, now free of what caused him to self-destruct last year. When he meets Seth Grant sparks fly, and not just the good kind. Not only is he a human but he’s a cocky one who Blake has met before.
Sometimes the magic of the North Pole has a sense of humor. Could the rogue reindeer and cocky human actually be meant for each other? Or will they be over before they start as secrets of Blake’s past are revealed?
Candi Kay spends her days being a good girl and her nights lost in her kinky imagination. After writing for years and doing nothing with it, she finally took the plunge and put her words out there.
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That ‘Willy’ GIF…. an all-time fave. 🙂 Thank you for spotlighting Willy’s silly world and for supporting me as you have. Congrats on 4 years and good luck to those who enter the giveaway!
You’re very welcome, Candi. Always a pleasure, and this giveaway is awesome 🙂
I enjoy this world so much. It’s a good GIF, it just stops waaay too soon, lol
I’ve read the 1st Willy book but not the 2nd one so I don’t know Blake. Now I really want to before his story comes out. Thanks for the post & giveaway. Lots of cool stuff.
I love the pix.
Thanks for stopping by, Lauren. I hope you enjoy ‘Evan’ and ‘Blake’. Good luck in the giveaway!
LOL! I like your idea of the North Pole. I must recognise I have not read these books yet, but I’m really intrigued now. I’ll make sure to get a copy of them before Xmas, and read them after those long and boring meals….
Thank you so much, Susana! My version of the North Pole is just a tad different from what we’ve all grown to know and love. 😉 I have the most fun writing stories in this series. I hear you on the long and boring meals of the holidays. Ugh. I try not to think about it but it’ll be here before we know it.
Good luck in the giveaway and thanks for stopping by!
Love this serie, it is such a fun read 🙂 I especially like the fact that it is not your typical Christmas read with your typical funny (good) Santa and Mrs Claus. I can’t wait for Blake’s story, i have to see for myself if he can redeem himself 😉
Angela, I am thrilled that you’ve enjoyed this series so far. My Santa and Mrs. Claus are anything but good. 😉 They’re up to their old tricks in Blake’s story too. I’m crossing my fingers that I’ve redeemed Blake for you. I’m eager to hear your thoughts after you read it.
Thanks for stopping by and good luck in the giveaway!
Is is sad sounding to say I’ve been on the hunt for Christmas books in October? Because I have been and these sound like they’re frothy and bubbly. OMG. I touch my elf keychains! How fun! I collect keychains. Aside from the giveaway are you selling the keychains or magnets at all? I’d love to know. Thanks!
Hi, Julie! I love that you’re on the hunt for Christmas books in October, but not for selfish reasons AT ALL. *grin* I hope you enjoy my little warped version of the North Pole. 🙂
As for the keychains and magnets, I do have some extras of some of them. I’m not sure what I’m going to do with them yet, to be honest.
It’s hard not to keep looking at those jeans being unbuttoned waiting for the delivery of the package. 😀 I keep looking & willing it to happen. I enjoyed reading Willy the Kinky Elf but I didn’t read Evan the Virgin Reindeer. Thanks for the giveaway and especially the goodies. Once upon a time a few writers gave swag away but not so much anymore. I love goodies or mystery bags. 🙂
Hi, Pat! I keep looking at the jeans being unbuttoned too and hoping for the delivery of the package. Such a tease. 🙂 I’m glad you enjoyed Willy the Kinky Elf and I hope you enjoy ‘Evan’ and ‘Blake’ as well.
I had a blast putting this giveaway together. Good luck and thanks for stopping by!
Willy and Randy? Heaven. Im in the mood for some campness, can’t wait to devour these.
Thanks, Tim! I hope you enjoy them. 🙂
I’ve read the Taking Lance series and Christopher but not any of the others. The Christmas series looks fun. I admit that what I kept going back to was the elf’s 9-incher. Lol!!!!
Great giveaway. I really like the pic of the elf mooning the camera.
Thanks, Casey. Ah, Willy and his, um, willy. 😉 Thank you for reading my books! I hope you enjoy my crazy Christmas world.
I’ve enjoyed all of your work, but the Willy series is my fave! Christmas is my fave holiday, which just heightens my enjoyment. I didn’t realize there’d be more written in this world, so I’m really excited that we’re getting Blake’s story. And a big thank you to Devon McCormack for getting you to write this story!
Hey, Dre! You were one of my very first readers and I couldn’t be more appreciative. I’m so thrilled you enjoy the Willy series. I’ll probably keep writing in this world until you guys get sick of it. 🙂 I hope you enjoy Blake’s story. Thanks for stopping by and good luck in the giveaway!
I need to read this series, it sounds incredibly fun!
Thanks, Trix. I hope you enjoy them. Thanks for stopping by and good luck in the giveaway!