Sex Toy Story: An Erotic Adventure, Matt Shaw

Rating: 4 Stars

Publisher: Matt Shaw

Genre: Erotic Humor

Tags: Humor, Masturbation, Talking Sex Toys

Length: 46 Pages

Reviewer: Cindi

Purchase At:  amazon.com

**This review is NSFW.**

Blurb –

From the author of “Hump The C*nt”, “Sex Bomb”, “UniPorn” and “Fisting Rex” comes a new adventure that will change the way you look at your sex toys forever… 

Woody had been her favourite toy for as long as he could remember. The two of them shared special memories together and played through the evening on most nights. Then she brought Buzz home – an all spinning, all vibrating love-machine who promises to take her to places Woody can’t. Woody and Buzz clash, both wanting to be her favourite but their rivalry is soon set aside when a new box of toys comes home and she embarks on a new, better paying job… A Dominatrix. 

Soon, the toys are going to places they’re never experienced before… 

I really like Matt Shaw’s writing and that fiver he sent me to say so has nothing to do with this endorsement.” – Shaun Hutson, author of ‘Slugs’

Review –

I’ll never look at sex toys or the Toy Story movies the same again. 😉

How do I even begin to type a review of this story? I had a hard time figuring out how to categorize it.

Those who have followed my reviews for any length of time know that one of my favorite genres to read is horror. Matt Shaw kicks ass on the horror books and it’s what he’s known for. Sex Toy Story, however, is quite different from those books. I ended this wondering, “What the hell did I just read?” I will say this, though… it was entertaining as hell.

Six months ago, Briana went to her friend’s sex toy party and was talked into buying a naughty toy, affectionately named Woody. Poor Woody stayed in the bottom of Briana’s drawer for a few weeks before she finally decided to pull him out and find out what the fuss was all about. Apparently, she’d not discovered sex toys before then (poor girl) so experiencing Woody was quite a big deal. They were the best of friends for months and he never failed to give her pleasure. Briana loved Woody and he loved her too. You see, Woody wasn’t your typical sex toy. He could see and feel (trust me on that one) and could even talk, though he wasn’t dumb enough to freak Briana out by doing it in her presence. Everything was perfect until suddenly it wasn’t. 🙁 Briana lost her job of five years and was down in the dumps. Instead of taking her good friend Woody out of the bottom of the drawer to ease some of her, um, tension, she moped around as she waited for a friend of hers (Donna) to come by her place the next morning.

Donna is a Dominatrix and comes to Briana’s bearing gifts – a box of sex toys. This just won’t do for Woody, who doesn’t want his woman’s attention taken away from him. Not only is she curious about the toys when Donna leaves, but she takes one out of the box (a rabbit vibe) and uses it and has an orgasm quicker than she ever had with Woody or a sex partner. Poor Woody is stuck watching it happen from his place in the drawer. When it’s over, Briana leaves the room for a few minutes and Woody is introduced to the rabbit vibe – named Buzz, obviously – and the others who can also talk. Woody dislikes Buzz right off. Who does he think he is, taking his place with Briana like that?

There’s Billy Butt-Plug, who’s sad because he doesn’t like the ‘dark place’. Then there’s Fanny, the pink pocket-vagina, Nathan Nipple-Clamps, and Stevie Strap-On. Each new toy has their own story.

When Briana comes back she gets on her laptop for awhile but only Buzz can see what she’s Googling and he’s not happy about it one bit.

I can’t say more than that because the story is short at 46 pages.

You never know what you’re going to get with a Matt Shaw book and I think this book totally proves that. I giggled a couple of times and even felt sad for Woody and the other sex toys. Buzz, not so much. Yes, I just said I felt sad for the sex toys. I know, right? 😉

If you’re interested in a quickie story that will entertain the hell out of you for a few minutes, I highly recommend picking up this book. Go in with your sense of humor and expect a couple of WTF? moments. After, I suggest checking out some of his others too. You can find my reviews of some of those here. If you do, make sure you heed all warnings that may be listed. Sex Toy Story was silly and fun. His horror is usually quite violent and gory. Keep that in mind.

Overall, I loved this naughty little story. Also, check out the cover. 😉



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Kazza K
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Wow, what to say…. The cover is so good and the book sounds really funny. How to scar you for when you watch Toy Story. I have grandkids now, I’m bound to watch those movies again, lol. I think Woody and Buzz and perfect names for sex toys.

I love the cheeky review, Cindi 🙂

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