Review Terms and Conditions and Meltdowns? We’re Not Going to Take it!
We rarely post actual blog posts at On Top Down Under Book Reviews. We really don’t have the time to spend writing them. However, Cindi and I both thought it was time to have a say about our blog in relation to some increasingly annoying behaviour from authors within our primary genre, “MM” or gay romance. We’re also putting it out there that we aren’t interested in reading particular authors and why.
More and more we’re being asked to read and review books with conditions attached to the review request – “nothing less than 4 or 5 stars.” Or, another good one, “If you’re going to rate my book 3 stars or less, talk to me first.” Really? Talk to you. The author. Talk about what? About how we actually felt about the book, and why we’re going to rate and review the story and writing the way we actually want to? Not likely. You might look at the reviews on this blog and think we dole out 4 and 5 star reviews easily, but truth be told we don’t have a lot of time for books that don’t wow us or get under our skin enough to warrant a full review – whether glowing or disappointing. It takes a lot of time to write a review. What we consider middle of the road mostly end up on Goodreads with a quick summary.
On Top Down Under has always been about two things. Our love of books. And reviews for fellow readers. Cindi and I, and our fellow reviewers, love books. We like to answer questions with our reviews. Is a book worth buying? Does it sound like something someone else might like to read? Is the book interesting or unique? Is it the same but somehow better than others? Did it lack some technical details but made up for it in heart and story? Was the writing good but the editing subpar? Was it offensive in some way? Did it suck? We feel if a review is as detailed, forthright, honest and as interesting as we can make it, then someone may be helped to make a decision about a book they weren’t sure about beforehand. Most people have a limited amount to spend, they have tight budgets, and for some people books are a luxury item. If you’re new to our primary genre it really helps to get as many opinions as you can, too. When we review a book then it’s with the idea that we give what we believe is as informed and definite an opinion as we can. That it’s our words and our thoughts alone. That isn’t going to happen if we “chat” with authors about what they think we should be saying regarding their books. What’s most concerning is it’s happening more frequently, that there are authors who actually feel they can influence our perceptions. That they feel they’re entitled enough to a own a piece of our reviews about their books. No!
Everyone who reviews on here is more than reasonable in the way they review. If a book blows us away the book gets placed onto our Books of the Month, Featured Books, or Books of the Year. We shout out on social media – Twitter, Goodreads, Amazon, Pinterest and Tumblr. We want to remind writers that reviews are one form of being seen. Whether we liked your book / novella / story or not, the by-product is that you get a review and you gain exposure. Reviews are our thoughts, feelings and opinions.
We don’t take a lot of review requests at this time because everyone on here is busy for one reason or another. If you expect a review in your words, to your satisfaction and to always be positive… go somewhere else. Or, better still, learn to take criticism as well as the glowing reviews. If you listen to any number of readers/reviewers anywhere you may learn something that helps your writing. But you know what? In the “MM” genre there are so few readers and more and more writers, chances are this is not going to be the most lucrative way to make a living. But ask yourself, do you really appreciate how nice it is having people read your words? People who take the time to voice their opinion about your writing? Writers have messages in the back of books like, ‘if you like this book please take the time to leave a review’. Okay. We do that. Not for terms and conditions we don’t. Not for people who have meltdowns over our reviews because it wasn’t what they wanted we won’t.
And because you’re here reading this –
About us Readers: Make no mistake, readers talk. Cindi and I are not huge networkers on FB or GR, but people still talk to us. Readers get suspicious when there’s a book with all 5 star reviews. Readers get suspicious when there are a medium number of reviews of a book with these oddly out of place looking 5 star reviews. Sock Puppets! is thrown out there. Readers are intrigued by 1 and 2 star reviews, particularly when there’s a few reviews that outline why. You can bet those people bought that book or they are being upfront about their feelings. Readers are drawn by the fact that someone has said something sucks, then told us all why they suck. We think things like, “Huh, that actually sounds like something I’d read.” Never underestimate the power of some 1 and 2 star reviews to sell your book(s) as well. But good luck to you if you genuinely have all 4 and 5 star reviews. The word will probably get out soon enough that you can write, and well.
Honesty: It’s amazing how people tell you they love honesty… until that honesty doesn’t suit them. Then suddenly it’s not honesty, it’s mean, nasty and personal. Cindi and I have watched authors pick up their bat and ball and go home because we did not give them what they were clearly expecting. Unsolicited messages like, ‘You’re my favourite reviewer/blog’ turns to social media meltdown and bitching. I’ve had writers fight with me over one book I didn’t like when I’ve written a lot of other positive reviews of their previous books. Both Cindi and I have been the subject of FB posts. Okay, fight with us, act childishly with us over a book. Don’t handle criticism well. Seriously, it’s better to get over it, it’s not personal, it’s reviewing. It’s not gospel, it’s an opinion. We all have them. Anyway, each book is something new. A reader can be disappointed in the writing of one book, the sentiments and the words, but love another by the same writer. If you write a book and send it out into the big wide world, offer it up for review, then you need to accept what the reviews will be for your book. You have to detach. It’s unprofessional and immature not to. Don’t write if you can’t handle criticism – seriously, don’t – and don’t come to On Top Down Under if you don’t want honest reviews. If you write a book, if you sell that book, and you’re lucky, expect to have ratings and/or reviews at some stage. Just don’t expect all those ratings to be 4 or 5 stars. Don’t expect all reviews to wax lyrical about your work – because they won’t.
And to circumvent the whole ‘it hurts to be judged’ argument. Every single one of us is judged every single day of our lives – for our work performance, for our parenting style, for our appearance, if we dare to be unique in some way or we’re just different. Some of these things are unwarranted, but when you sell a product you have to be prepared for opinions. Like it or not, that’s the pointy end of life and we have to harden ourselves, or at least strap on some fortitude to deal with it. If you can’t handle criticism, if you only see the microscopic black dot on the otherwise pristine whiteboard, then you’re in the wrong game. Don’t write books. And one last thing, if you have personal review terms and conditions attached to your book, don’t come to On Top Down Under Book Reviews because we’re not interested in your conditional book.